DOGE Report: Big B*lls Got Beat Up!


DOGE staffer gets beaten on the streets of Washington, DC. | President Donald Trump Truth Social Post

Remember all the hullabullo over the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) employee Edward 'Big B*lls’ Coristine? Well, he was brutally beaten by as many as ten teenage car-jacking thugs on the streets of DC.

Coristine, a West Chester County native and just 19 years old himself, is a ‘boy-genius’ of sorts and was a key part on the early DOGE team using his math and computer skills on behalf of the American taxpayer. Coristine now works for the Social Security Administration. He played a key role in closing the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and other DOGE efforts.

It is no surprise that American cities run by Democrat mayors are spinning out of control. Crime, organized theft, criminal alien gangs, car jacking, homelessness and drug addicts all over the streets, even a “Poop Map” in San Francisco.

Washington DC is on this list of cities in trouble, so much so that President Donald Trump announced this week that he is federalizing the DC police force and will clean up the city since DC Mayor Muriel Bowser seems unwilling and/or unable to do it.

In other DOGE news, the DOGE House Subcommittee on Delivering on Government Efficiency highlighted testimony on their social media in front of the Committee where Rep Tim Burchett (R-TN) questioned a witness about whether family members and associates of members of congress are profiting of federal lease contracts.

The DOGE Committee said on X/Twitter after the hearing, “Witness CONFIRMS that the families of politicians are profiting from leases to the federal government,” the subcommittee wrote. “Isn’t that the definition of corruption?”

The Committee also posted about a variety of savings saying, “This is exactly why DOGE and the DOGE Subcommittee was created. It’s time to cut the waste, fraud, and abuse!”

DOGE SAVINGS UPDATE!

Over $18 BILLION in WASTEFUL contracts cut. Including:

  • $1.4M HHS contract for “Professional services” in Rwanda
  • $850K USAID contract for a “Resilience Advisor” in Somalia
  • $842K USAID contract for a “Director of the Armenia Innovation Hub”
  • $420K Treasury contract for “Mentoring, Evaluation, Learning Specialist” in Haiti
  • $265K DOT contract for “Planning and environment workshop and roundtable discussion”
  • $526K USAID contract for “Global Health Security Advisor” in Senegal
Contracts Update

Over the last 5 days, agencies terminated 477 wasteful contracts with a ceiling value of $3.4B and savings of $1.1B, including two USDA consulting contracts: (1) $280k for “Asia Pacific - Vietnam Ranger Training Curriculum Development Consultants”; and (2) $335k for the “Honduras Program Youth Conservation Corps Mentor Consultants”.

DOGE shared on X/Twitter “Great work by United States General Services Administration (USGSA) for securing another strong OneGov deal to deliver $1B in savings on AWS Cloud services. As the AI revolution accelerates, affordable cloud partnerships are key to sustainable government spending.”

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